Calligraphic Exercise 2


I just have to... keep the parchment... still... There: you can't move, can
you?  Now I'm not going to try anything too imaginative this time. Just some
alphabet practice. You're not ticklish here, are you?

Oh, you are?  Oh well. Never mind. Such is life.

Now, let's see... I have to empty my brain, summon some inspiration... Ah,
yes: come, trusty quill:

Amorous Anna artfully arouses Amy
AAAA aaaa

Ah! Be careful, darling! You nearly knocked the ink-pot over!

Beautiful Betty's breasts bounce bravely
BBBB bbbb

Calm down! Calm down! Hush! There there! Where's your courage? Only
twenty-four to go!

Crazy Christine's cunt comes constantly
CCCC cccc

Keep quiet! I'm trying to work! I'll never get the hang of this if you're
always distracting me. Now let me think: D...

Dozy Deirdre diddles dreamily
DDDD dddd

Elsie enthusiastically eats ecstastic Erica
EEEE eeee

Of course I'm silly, honey. It's the only thing I do really well.

Frantic Felicity, feathered by flighty Fay, feels fascinating frissons
FFFF ffff

Gorgeous Gertie greedily guzzles Greta's gusher
GGGG gggg

If I'm so silly, why are you laughing so much? Eh? Eh?

Harriet has a hurried, hasty hand-job
HHHH hhhh

Inspired, Inky Ida inscribes irate Irene
IIII iiii

You want the other end of the quill, sweetie? Hmmm? Is that better? ...Keep
still, then!

Justine joyfully jills juicy Jane
JJJJ jjjj

Keep still, bitch! I'll smack you in a minute!

Kiki keeps Katie keening
KKKK kkkk

Look, my lovely, we've got to our favourite letter! Oh, honey, I'm going to
put it down now. This one I do with my tongue.

Lusty Laura licks Lucy lovingly...

Oh, gosh, I can't think of any more words beginning with L: can you, sweet?

LLively. Yes, you are.

Any more?

Lllluscious... of course you are, darling. LLLLLuscious LLLLuscious. More?

...Oh yes.

Lllllesbian.

Come on! You've got to think of more. Oh, all right then.

LLlovely Lllusty LLLady!

LLLL llll...

This looks like the last letter!

LLLLL....

MMMMM mmmmm!

NNNNN nnnnn!

O-o-o-o-o...

O!

O!!

OOOOOOooooo.

O;

O;

O.

Peace... Quietly rest, sweetie!

Till unkind voices wake you.

X X X

ZZZZzzzz.