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Archive-title: Sexual Interludes - Part 1


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                           I N T E R L U D E
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These sexual interludes were stolen from Interlude II, an old Apple ][
program. Originally you filled out a questionnaire and based on your mood
the computer would choose three of the following interludes. These
interludes were taken pretty much directly from the Interlude II data file,
so a few of the interludes (e.g. number 47) were used as responses for
situations when the computer could not determine anything fun for you to
do. A few will also appear to be repeated. These are actually variations to
adjust the response for the sex of the user. The rest of these can clearly
be used without the program, so just pick and choose.
-- I.C.R. (Industrial Crimes Research)

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1. Light My Fire! -- Stroke her embers, and then watch out!
Spend a lot of time warming up your lady to give her the best orgasm she
has ever had!  Kiss the back of her neck, her hairline, her ears. Kiss her
eyes, her throat, her lips. Spend several minutes just kissing each other.
Vary the kisses -- light ones, then deep passionate ones. Run your tongue
over her lips and teeth, suck her lower lip. Then move down to her breasts,
kissing, sucking, nibbling, caressing them. Roll one nipple in your fingers
and flick the other with your tongue, sucking it, then flicking it. Spend
several minutes here. Then move down her body to her stomach, kissing,
touching, caressing. Then move to her inner thighs. Run your tongue close
to her pussy, but avoid touching it directly for several minutes. Raise her
bottom up and run your tongue over her buttocks, along her crack. Go back
to her inner thighs and slowly approach her pussy. When she is moaning with
desire, massage her labia with your fingers gently. Now spread the labia to
expose her clit. Flick it with your tongue the way she likes best. When she
comes, which should be quickly and intensely after this kind of foreplay,
let her rest for several moments while you caress and kiss her inner
thighs. Then proceed to your own pleasure...

2. Leather Fingers -- Let your fingers to the talking
Before you make love, put on leather gloves. Then, when you're kissing your
lover, caress his face with your leather-covered fingers and let him inhale
the fragrance of the leather. The sexy scent will carry you both to new
heights of ecstasy.

3. Moonlight Becomes You -- You heartbreaker, you!
Walk with your lady on a moonlight night. The beach is the best, with waves
crashing on the sand, but a walk along a lake or in the park will do
nicely. Hold hands and talk about the future. Kiss her gently and tell her
how beautiful she looks in the moonlight. This is a time for tenderness and
gentle touches. When you get home, make gentle sweet love with her.

4. Peek-a-Boob -- Watch out for this one!
Wear a strapless top when you go out to dinner, or a blouse that buttons
down the front, with no bra. In the car on the way home casually pull down
your top or unbutton your blouse to expose one breast. When he notices (he
will!), smile sexily and start caressing your breast. Wet your fingers and
massage your nipple lightly, rolling it between two fingers. Say nothing,
just continue caressing your breast with one hand and the back of his neck
and ear with the other. When you get home, he'll take care of the rest.

5. Nightwatch -- Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight...
You'll need a clear summer night for this Interlude, preferably away from
city lights. Lie in a hammock or on a blanket outdoors and watch the stars.
Talk of the worlds beyond our world. Point out the constellations, if you
know them, and make wishes on shooting stars. Stay till dawn and watch the
sun come up, then sleep till noon.

6. Teddy Bear -- Wouldn't you like to have a little old-fashioned fun?
Your lady wants to play today, so take her to the best of playgrounds, an
amusement park!  Ride the roller coaster and tilt-a-whirl. Chase each other
in bumper cars and view the playground from the top of the ferris wheel.
Buy her cotton candy and popcorn and win a teddy bear for her at one of the
booths. You're teenagers again, holding hands and stealing kisses!

7. Jello Pudding -- Cool... refreshing... tasty!
Here is a refreshing Interlude for a hot summer day. First, turn off the
air conditioning in your house before your lover comes home. Then, an hour
or two before he is due, fill the bathtub with cold water. Dissolve two
dozen boxes of Jello (your favorite flavor or multi flavors) in warm water,
then add to the bathtub. Add a bag of ice to thicken the mixture. Then
wait. When he arrives, tell him you have prepared a surprise for him and
ask him to shower with you in another bathroom (if possible). Now, lead him
to the bathtub of jello. Climb in with him for a savory, slippery
sensation. Afterwards, lick each other dry!

8. The Heart of Pleasure -- Disembodied pleasure...
Have your lover get undressed and lie on the bed. Turn off all the lights
so that the bedroom is as dark as possible. Slowly run your fingers and
tongue over his body, finally concentrating on his penis. Give it all your
attention, bringing him almost to orgasm and then retreating, then
repeating this again and again. When your think he can stand it no longer,
let him come in your mouth.

9. The Skater's Waltz -- Round and round you go, and where you stop...?
How long has it been since you've been roller (or ice) skating?  Rent
roller skates in the park, if your city has this, or go to a roller (or
ice) rink, and skate for hours. You may find that "The Skater's Waltz" has
been replaced by disco music, but get into the rhythm and enjoy it. (Watch
out for the little kids whizzing by!)

10. A Touch of Class -- Everyone needs a little!
Your lady needs a little romance in her life, so give it to her with a
touch of class. Take her to a restaurant which has strolling violinists, if
possible, and arrange for them to play "your" song at your table. If
violinists aren't available, try for a restaurant with a band or a pianist
and arrange for them to play your favorite tunes. Dance with her and tell
her how much you love her. Continue the romantic mood of the evening when
you get home with slow, sweet lovemaking.

11. Pillow Talk -- Pillows are for more than sleeping!
Remember pillow fights when you were a kid?  Start one with your lover
(goose down pillows are the best!) Heave a pillow at him when he comes out
of the bathroom ready for bed. He'll throw it back, of course, but it
becomes a pillow fight only when you both let go and start slugging it out
with pillows. With children, pillow fights end up with admonitions from a
parent. With adults, pillow fights can end up in uninhibited lovemaking!
You are an adult, aren't you?

12. The Way We Were -- Try to remember...
What did you do, where did you go, on your first date?  Recreate that
memorable experience for a wondrous Interlude. If possible, wear the same
clothes, do the same things. Afterwards, talk about what each of you felt
on that first date. His impressions of her, her impressions of him, whether
you were nervous, whether you realized at that time the significance of the
event. You may remember things you had forgotten, and it's a delightful way
to rekindle the spark of early passions.

13. Hi, Ho Silver, AWAY! -- Who was that masked man?
Buy a Lone Ranger mask from a costume shop and dress up like a cowboy. Then
seduce your lady while she is reading or watching TV. Whatever you do,
don't take off your mask.

14. Jewel of the Nile -- Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes!
While your lover takes a shower, dress up in all your jewelry -- rings on
every finger, bracelets, ropes of beads or chains around your neck,
breasts, waist, legs and nothing else. Now, light lots of candles and lie
in the middle of the bed and wait for him.

15. Sunday in the Park -- A special kind of intimacy
Pack a picnic lunch and blanket and bicycle to a park. Take a portable tape
player and your favorite tapes. After the picnic, lie back and talk. Really
talk!  You may find that kind of intimacy leads to a greater intimacy
during your lovemaking at home.

16. Cucumber Relish -- and you thought cucumbers were just for salads!
Ask your lady to take a warm bath and then wait for you on the sofa. Have a
drink ready for her when she emerges from her bath. Tell her to lie quietly
and fantasize while you prepare dinner. After a few minutes go into her and
blindfold her. Lift her knees to her head so that her pussy is accessible.
Ask her to hold her legs in this position. Now, take a large cucumber which
you've peeled and indented with ridges and warmed slightly in the oven.
Insert it slowly in her pussy. Then, slowly, remove it to its tip and begin
thrusting it gently while your own cock lies against her thighs. Tell her
to fantasize about two men making love to her. Continue to stroke her with
the cucumber, timing your strokes with her mounting passion.

17. Showtime! -- This is a real showstopper!
Release the performer in you and put on a show for your lover. Buy several
vibrators and dildos. Make a stage out of your bed by focusing several
lights on it, and give your lover a comfortable front-row seat in the
shadows. Arrange your "tools" on the bed and put on some sexy music. Now
start by stripping slowly and moving to the music on the bed. Insert one of
the vibrators in your pussy and stroke it slowly as you hold another one on
your clitoris. Let him hear your pleasure as you rise toward a soaring
climax. Don't stop now. Dip a dildo in a bowl of honey or whipped cream,
and then lick and suck it while you hold another vibrator deep inside you.
Get on your knees with your bottom toward your "audience". With one
vibrator still inside you, take another one and caress your nipples, then
your clit. Continue with as many variations and orgasms as your imagination
and strength allow.

18. Three's Company -- She won't believe her eyes!
If you're not the jealous type, hire a male stripper to dance for your lady
in private (with you there, of course!). Plan a dinner at home and arrange
for the dancer to act as the waiter for dinner. Ask him to dress in a
tuxedo and, at the end of dinner, to strip and dance to provocative music.
Photograph or Videotape the event for future enjoyment. How far he strips,
and how long he stays, is up to you.

19. Couch Dancing -- He'll be shocked... but thrilled.
If you're not the jealous type, hire a female stripper to dance for your
lover in private (with you there, of course!). Plan a dinner at home and
arrange for the dancer to arrive just after dinner. Have your lover sit on
the sofa while she dances sensuously for him. Photograph or videotape the
dance for future enjoyment. How far she strips and how long she stays is up
to you!

20. Boardwalk -- an old game with a new twist.
Play a favorite childhood game with an adult twist. Play Monopoly by the
original rules until all the properties are purchased, but limit each
player to three hotels to  be built on his or her chosen properties. Now,
when you land on a hotel of your opponent you must pay the amount owed in
monopoly money, as well as pay with your body. The person landing on the
property decides how to pay with his or her body, with the objective being
to make the other person come as quickly as possible. If the person being
paid comes, he or she loses the game; if the person being paid wishes to
hold out, he or she can tell the other to stop, and the game goes on...
until one or the other comes. The question is, do you want to win the game
-- or do you want an  orgasm?  Post-game play can take any form you wish!

21. A Taste of Honey -- From her Honey-pot
When you are making love with your lady, let her smell -- then taste -- her
own love juices. When she is really hot, dip your finger in her pussy, then
lift it to her nose while you are kissing her. Between kisses, lick your
finger, then put your finger into her mouth, slowly. Repeat this several
times, then enter her for a roaring climax.

22. American Graffiti -- We now pause for an important message.
Leave your lover a message on his bathroom mirror after a lovely night of
lovemaking, inviting him to your next Interlude, e.g., "I'm still throbbing
with pleasure. Meet me in the Jacuzzi at seven. I'll bring the bubbly."
Then, follow through! P.S. If you don't have a Jacuzzi, a swimming pool or
lawn chair in the back yard will do nicely!

23. Come fly with me -- Welcome to the Mile-High Club.
Yes, you can join the mile-high club without being arrested for indecency!
On your next flight, arrange to meet in the lavatory. Choose your time
carefully so you won't be observed entering an "occupied" lavatory. Once
inside, he can sit on the closed toilet seat while she lifts her skirt and
sits on his cock with her back to him. (She's prepared for this by removing
her panties earlier.)  Or try it standing up. Despite the small enclosure,
there's still enough room for a memorable experience!

24. Slippin' and Slidin' -- Peepin' and Hidin'!
Spread large towels on your bed. Take a bottle of body oil and lavish oil
over your lady's body till it glistens. Don't miss an inch, as you move
your slippery hands over her body, front and back. Then lie on top of her
and move your body across her glistening skin. By the time you finish
you'll both be covered with love oil.

25. Tongue Teaser -- Lily Lozenge Licked a lot of Lovely Lovers!
After a relaxing shower or bath, give your lover a tongue bath. Start at
his neck and ears and work your way down his back, licking him slowly and
caressing him with your fingertips. Spread his buttocks and slowly lick
your way to his anus. Tease him a bit by circling his secret spot slowly.
Then when he is moaning with pleasure, lick his anus directly with slow,
slightly pulsating motions. It's clean and fresh, and you'll give him new
erotic sensations. Now, turn him over and see the hard proof of your
efforts. Climb on and enjoy!

26. Up, Up, an Away! -- Above the maddening crowds.
Arrange for a hot air balloon ride with your lady (Hot air balloons may be
rented in most major cities for 100 dollars or less for an hour's ride).
Pack a picnic of finger foods and wine or champagne. Feed each other as you
soar above the countryside. Kiss and touch to your heart's content, but
save the grand finale until you land. Too much motion might upset the
balloon basket... not to mention the balloon pilot!

27. Romancing the Stone -- Chocolates and Diamonds
Romance is the spice of life. Choose this Interlude when you're giving your
lady a very special present, such as diamond jewelry. Arrange a candle lit
dinner at home or at a very intimate restaurant. Present her with a box of
chocolate truffles in which you've placed the jewelry in lieu of one of the
chocolates. Watch her joy when she opens the box.

28. Rest Stop -- Without the Rest
On your next auto trip, wear some easily removable clothes. After dark, ask
your lover to pull over at a roadside park. Then undress in the car while
he remains dressed. Caress yourself while he watches, and bring yourself to
a climax. Then unzip his pants and perform fellatio. Continue on your trip!

29. The Pleasure Tapes -- No 18 Minute gaps here!
If you have a video tape recorder, rent a video camera and make a videotape
of yourselves while you are making love (maybe during one of the more
exotic Interludes). Afterwards, watch your home movie... and get ready to
go again!

30. Flower power -- Say it with flowers!
While your lady's away, fill her bedroom with flowers. Order several dozens
of bouquets of all kinds from a florist, if you can afford it, or buy the
flowers and arrange the vases yourself. When she comes home, be in the
bedroom, lying naked on the bed with a rose in your teeth. She'll take it
from there.

31. Thriller -- This is something he'll never forget!
If you have a video tape recorder, rent a video camera to create a surprise
Interlude or your lover. Videotape yourself doing a striptease and
masturbating. (Set the camera on a tripod to focus on your setting). Give
the videotape to him giftwrapped. Then have him watch it alone while you
wait for him in bed...

32. Love Sounds -- Music to your ears!
Make an audio tape recording of your lovemaking. If you're inclined to
silence, try to be noisy. Express audibly all the pleasure you feel. Talk,
moan, groan, scream. Then, when you're in the mood for a special treat,
play the recording while you make love.

33. Inner Sanctum -- The thighs have it!
The next time you make love to your lady, spend some time on her inner
thighs... you can tease her to great heights this way. Kiss, lick and
nibble each of her inner thighs, approaching but not touching her pubic
area. Move in closer, kissing and tonguing the entire area, yet still
avoiding her vagina and clitoris. Caress her inner thighs lightly.
Intersperse the kissing and tonguing with gentle bites. Finally, turn your
full attention to the center of her sex and bring her to a climax.

34. Hair -- A sensuous experience
Brushing your lady's hair can be a sensuous experience for both of you.
Have her sit comfortably at your feet, her back to you. Start by massaging
her scalp with your fingertips. Then brush her hair with 100 slow, gentle
strokes. When you have finished, massage her temples with a firm circular
motion, then move around her hairline to the base of her shoulders to give
her a firm shoulder massage. Kiss the back of her neck at her hairline. Let
your kisses and her responses guide you through the rest of this interlude.

35. Double your Pleasure -- Double your Fun!
The next time you make love, try this to double your pleasure. When your
lover enters you, turn on your vibrator and place it on your clitoris so
that he can also feel its vibrations. Come together this way.

36. Who's the Boss? -- She calls the shots!
Create your own interlude!  Give your mate the instructions and tell him
the computer gave them to you.

37. A Gift of Love -- The Pleasure is in the giving!
Your lady is tired tonight. Express your love by holding -- just holding --
her in your arms as you both drift off to sleep. When morning comes, wake
her with light kisses and early morning cuddling. Kiss her face, neck, and
breasts. Make your way slowly down her body and bring her to full awakening
with cunnilingus. Take nothing for yourself, even if she offers to
reciprocate. This is a gift to her. While she is lying in the afterglow of
your love, serve her favorite morning beverage in bed.

38. The Chase -- Adventure and fantasy!
Remember how it was when you were unattached and saw an interesting face
across the bar?  You can recreate that experience with your own lover and
recapture all the excitement and adventure of the chase! Arrange to meet at
a singles' bar, preferably one where you will not run into people you know.
Arrive separately. Sit across the bar from each other. Pretend you don't
know each other, but flirt with each other across the bar. One of you
should ask the other to dance, but don't drop your charade even when alone
on the dance floor. Try to get acquainted with this "new" person. Proceed
at a pace you consider appropriate. Be outrageous, if you wish -- part of
the fun is fooling the people around you!  When it is time to leave, walk
out arms entwined... with the anticipation of what the evening has in
store!

39. Slow-Dancing! -- Do ya wanna dance?
Take your lady dancin' tonight... at home. Put some slow, sexy dance music
on the stereo, and ask her to dance with you. As you dance, kiss and touch
her. Let her feel your growing desire. Slowly strip off her clothes, piece
by piece, and let her do the same to you. Continue dancing in the nude.
When you're ready, enter her and continue dancing. (Pick her up and let her
wrap both legs around your back, or bend her over and enter her from
behind, matching your movements to the music.)

40. Look, Don't Touch! -- The eyes have it!
She may not be interested in active sex tonight, but watching is another
matter. Ask her to undress and wait for you in bed. Then, undress and sit
in a chair near the bed or on the corner of the bed. Arouse yourself by
fantasizing or looking at erotic photos. Pretend you are alone as you
stroke yourself to a climax.

41. The Sound of Music -- A whop-bob-a-loo-mop-alop-bam-boom!
Dress in loose robes and select your favorite music for the stereo. Begin
with champagne and kisses. As your passion grows, put on headphones (both
of you) and continue kissing -- just kissing -- and sipping champagne.
Slowly expand your activities to touching, caressing, and exploring each
other's bodies. Spend up to an hour kissing and touching as the music
heightens your desires. Make love to the sound of music. (You should
probably remove the headphones first!)

42. Rembrandt's Delight -- Release the artist in you!
One of the best ways to explore your lover's body is to touch every inch,
every crease, every crevice. What better way than body painting? Buy a box
of Body Paints for Lovers. Spread a sheet on the floor, strip off your
clothes and start painting your live canvas. Let your creativity soar as
you paint each other head to toe, front and back. Afterwards, admire your
handiwork. Then make love and shower together -- or shower together and
then make love. Whichever turns you on.

43. Let it be -- No performances necessary.
Your man doesn't feel like making love tonight. Show him he doesn't have to
perform to please you. When he is in bed, give him a shoulder and back
massage. Run your tongue lightly up and down his spine. Tell him you care.
Alternate brushing his back with your fingertips and lips. Then go to sleep
curled around his back. Let body warmth be enough.

44. Bottoms up! -- Cheers!
Give your lady a new sensation. When you're ready for intercourse, grasp
her ankles in each hand and raise her knees as close to her head as they
can comfortably go. (Be careful not to hurt her!)  Take her in this
position.

45. Foot Fetish -- A gift of Love.
When your lady is especially tired and tense, treat her to a foot massage.
Prepare her favorite drink and tell her to remove her shoes and relax.
Prepare a large basin of hot water. Add fragrant bath salts and place her
feet in the basin to soak for a few minutes. Get a towel, floor pillow, bar
of soap, and body lotion. Seat yourself on the floor pillow at her feet,
and wash each foot slowly, lovingly, massaging it gently. Dry her feet and
put the basin of water aside. Now take one of her feet in your lap and rub
the lotion into it. Massage the instep and sole of the foot deeply. Take
her ankle in both your hands and massage it in small, circular motions.
Attend to each toe individually. Kiss each foot as you finish and/or suck
her toes! Repeat this procedure with the other foot. When you have
finished, let your lady take the lead. She may be relaxed enough to fall
asleep -- or aroused enough to take on a different kind of Interlude.

46. To each his own -- You show me yours, I'll show you mine!
Try something a little different tonight when you make love. When you are
ready to climax, move away from your lover and prop yourselves against
pillows opposite each other. Begin to masturbate while watching each other.
Talk or communicate with sounds just as you would during intercourse. Try
to time it so that you climax together.

47. Strike 3 -- No Hits, No Runs, No Errors
Sorry, you struck out!  Take a cold shower and try again tomorrow night.

48. You Made Me Love You -- She didn't wanna do it! She didn't wanna do it!
Although she seems hardly interested, your lady really wants to be seduced
-- to be kissed, teased, aroused, and finally, taken. Start your seduction
with music. Put something sexy on the stereo, maybe some blues or jazz.
Then begin to touch her hair, ears, neck, shoulders, wherever she happens
to be, whatever she happens to be doing. If she doesn't respond at first,
make your actions speak a little louder. Kiss her nipples through her
shirt, or lift or unbutton it to kiss them directly. Run your hand up her
leg to her panties, and run your fingertip just inside the panty leg. By
now, you should have her complete attention. Carry on!

49. Hooky Nookie -- You never played Hooky like this as a kid!
Play hooky today... stay home from work, lock the doors, unplug the phone,
and lose yourself to each other. Start the day with a shower for two and
breakfast in the nude... and go from there. There's no reason to hurry --
you have all day. Now is your chance to say and do the things you always
put off because you were tired or in a hurry. This is a day to laugh and
play with each other -- a day for pillow fights and wrestling matches and
making love in every room in the house. Don't let anything divert your
attention from loving and playing with each other. Take a nap together,
relax by the pool, but always with the thought of the next loving
encounter. Take pleasure in each other on this slightly wicked, carefree
day of fun.

50. Rock with me baby! -- Rock'n Roll is here to stay!
You'll need a rocking chair for this Interlude, preferably one without
arms. Sit on the chair and let your lady straddle you face to face, with
you inside her. Let the rocking of the chair carry you to erotic heights.

51. Double Intendre -- Say What?
Make love your favorite way. Just before orgasm insert a moist finger into
your lover's anus.

52. Reflections -- Mirror Mirror, on the wall.
Mirrors expand and enhance the action that goes on in your bed. They can
satisfy both your exhibitionist and voyeuristic desires since you are
performer and viewer at once. Ideally, you would be surrounded with mirrors
-- on two walls and the ceiling -- but a full-length portable mirror and a
hand mirror will do. Place the full-length mirror on the bed against the
wall so that you can see yourself lying on the bed. Place the hand mirror
within reach. During intercourse watch yourselves in the mirror. Try
different positions. She may wish to hold the hand mirror near the
genitalia to watch her lover's movements in her. Remember, you are both
star and audience!

53. Water Babies -- Splish Splash!
Skinny dipping is easiest if you have your own swimming pool, but late
night cloaks even an apartment pool in privacy! So, if it's summertime,
take a moonlight swim in the nude. (If it's not summer, select another
Interlude!) Relish the air of the forbidden. Enjoy the feel of your lover's
body under water. If it is private, make love on a blanket under the stars
without drying off. If there's less privacy, do it in the pool or return to
your bedroom for the final act.

54. Overtime -- A real shocker... if you're caught!
Invite your lady to meet you at your office one night when you are working
late. When she arrives, lock the door if you have a private office; if not,
make sure everyone, including the cleaning people, are gone. (The later the
hour, the better, for this Interlude!)  Greet your lady with a long, deep
kiss to set the mood,  then expand your kisses to her neck, ears, and hair.
Unbutton her blouse and bra. Ignore her protests. Kiss her breasts and
nipples until she is fully aroused. (Stay as fully clothed as possible as
you may have to make a quick recovery!) Bend her over the desk so that her
elbows are resting on the desktop. Kneel behind her; lift her skirt and
ease her panties to her ankles. Touch her with your tongue and fingers
until she is ready for you. Then unzip your pants and enter her from
behind. The danger of discovery only increases the thrill. Afterwards, take
her out to dinner and talk about the experience. It might inspire you to
another Interlude when you get home!

55. The Wrestling Match -- And the winner is...
Spread a large mat or sheet on the floor. Strip to your bikini underwear
and rub each other with body oil or suntan oil. Now, wrestle! Instructions
to him: Don't overpower your lady so that there is no contest. The fun is
in the wrestling itself. When you're both highly aroused, you can use your
strength to "finish" the match. Instructions to her: Use all your
strength... you just might win!

56. Love on the Rocks -- What a twist of fun!
Sit on the floor at your lover's feet and perform fellatio. Occasionally,
take a sip of an iced drink and hold it in your mouth for a few seconds.
Swallow it and quickly take him into your chilled mouth. Continue as long
as he likes it.

57. Oh Baby Mine -- He wants to beg tonight!
He wants to be babied tonight. He wants to be smothered with your attention
without having to reciprocate. That's okay -- your turn will come! Light a
fire in the fireplace or light several candles, and turn out the lights.
Spread a blanket on the floor. Undress your lover. Now undress yourself
slowly by the light of the fire while he watches. Run your fingers lightly
over his body from head to toe, then perform fellatio until he is fully
erect. Bring him to orgasm any way you like and go to sleep in each other's
arms in front of the fireplace.

58. Swing-a-long -- It's swingsational!
If it's summer, proceed with this Interlude... if it's not, return to the
computer for a warmer Interlude. Making love in a swing can give your lady
unexpected and very pleasurable sensations. Your job is to find a swing
with some degree of privacy. A porch swing will do, but the best kind is
the single board on chains, such as you find on a playground. (Maybe you
could attach one to a tree in your back yard?) Sit in the swing and have
your lady straddle you face to face, with you in her. (Whether you do this
partially clothed or totally nude depends on the location of the swing and
your discretion!)  Begin to swing,  pumping with your feet, until you reach
as high as you can go. You may or may not be able to reach orgasm this way,
but chances are, she will!

59. The Magic Touch -- Guess who's got it?
Light a fire in the fireplace or light several candles, and turn out the
lights. Warm some scented body oil and spread a blanket on the floor. Now,
undress your lady and yourself, and have her lie on her stomach on the
blanket. You are going to give her a sensuous massage. Start at her neck
and scalp, massaging lightly with your fingertips. Using the scented oil,
massage each arm with gentle kneading, then long firm strokes. Massage each
hand and finger, then her shoulders, back, and buttocks, with firm
kneading. Linger with a gentle touch on the curve of her buttocks and inner
thighs, then massage each leg and foot. Pay special attention to her feet!
Turn her over and give her face a light fingertip massage. Continue down
her neck to her breasts. Linger at the nipples, rolling them lightly
between your fingertips. Continue to her stomach and pubic area, lightly
stroking the vulva. Then massage each leg and foot again. Now run your
fingertips very lightly over her entire body, and return to the pubic area.
You can give all your attention now to teasing and arousing her. Give her
as many orgasms as she wants, with your hand or tongue. Then take her
however you wish.

60. Musk Magic -- The Fragrance of Love
The next time you go to a party, dab some of your own perfume -- your love
juices -- behind each ear. Then dance with your lover or kiss him and let
him sniff the secret behind your ears. The musky fragrance will probably
cause an early exit as he rushes you home to bed. (Caution: Avoid other men
at the party or you may start a stampede!)

61. Win some, Lose some -- You can't please all the people, all the time!
Well, you can't win 'em all. Curl up with a good book and try again
tomorrow night.

62. From here to Ecstasy -- Relax and enjoy.
Tonight you will tease your man to the edge of ecstasy and beyond... The
only way to accomplish this is to bind him securely. Have him undress and
lie on the bed. Using velvet ropes, tie his ankles together and tie his
wrists behind his back. Blindfold him. Now strip to your panties and kneel
astride him. Give him your scent, your signature, by pressing your
underarms, your breasts, your covered pussy against his face. Now strip off
your panties and begin the warm-up. Brush your lips over his penis lightly,
then take it fully in your mouth to make it hard. During the initial stage
you should keep both his mouth and his penis occupied simultaneously:
Start with one hand stroking his penis and one hand, flavored with the
scent of your sex, over his mouth; alternate with one hand on his penis and
your pussy on his mouth. For the grand finale, straddle his chest and begin
mouth-work on his penis with slow strokes, about one per second. After
several seconds, switch to ten or so very quick strokes, then resume the
slow rhythm. Continue to alternate this pattern. If he nears ejaculation,
drop the tempo. Keep this up as long as he can stand it. Then bring him to
climax with your mouth or hand, or turn and ride him. After his orgasm,
untie him quickly so that you can rest in each other's arms.

63. Remote Control -- Reach out and touch someone.
The next time you are out of town, call your lady near bedtime. Ask her if
she is undressed and ready for bed. If not, ask her to undress and bring
her vibrator to bed with her. Tell her you want to make love. Ask her to
touch herself while you're talking. Ask her to tell you exactly what she is
doing and how it feels. Tell her specific things you would like her to do.
Encourage her with love talk. Ask her to turn on the vibrator and use it
for her pleasure. Increase your own stroking as she nears a climax. Share
your love sounds as you come together miles apart.

64. Licks, Nibbles, and Bytes -- A nipple nibble!
Your lady's nipples may be her most erogenous zone, so begin here. Suck,
nibble, or tongue one nipple while you roll the other between two moistened
fingers. Gently massage the entire breast -- vary the pressure to her
liking. Return to the nipples, going from one to the other. Use as much
pressure and/or teeth as she wishes. Maybe she would like to climax this
way?  If not, continue down her body and perform cunnilingus until she
comes again and again, while you keep one or both hands active on her
nipples and breasts.

65. Fantasy Island -- Your dreams come true!
Sharing fantasies can be a way to deeper intimacy. Tonight, share your
favorite sexual fantasy with your lover. Act it out if possible, or let it
stimulate greater creativity in your lovemaking.

66. Appointment for Love -- You'll wanna be on time for this appointment!
When you know your lady is at home, call her on the phone and tell her you
are coming home early. Suggest that she take a leisurely bath and wait for
you in bed. Tell her exactly what you plan to do to her when you arrive.
Now, hurry home!

67. Feelings -- A book of Revelations
Create a love diary for your lady. Buy a notebook or one of those bound
books with blank pages. Then for a week, a month, or longer, write in it
all your erotic thoughts about her, your fantasies, your feelings about an
experience you've shared. This is the place to reveal the things about her
that really turn you on, the things you'd like to do or say but cannot
bring yourself to voice. Write in the book daily or as often as possible.
Don't worry about style or grammar or spelling... just be honest. Give the
book to her for a special gift.

68. Whatever Lola Wants -- Lola gets!
Your man wants a lady in the parlor, a slut in the bedroom. He knows you're
the former -- show him you can be the latter as well. Dress up in dark
stockings, garter belt, and high heels. Put on a sexy, lacy, barely-there
bra. Then demand that he make love to you -- on your terms. Tell him what
you want him to do, where you want him to touch or kiss you. Make him
respond to your every need. Sweep away all your inhibitions... and he'll
sweep away his.

69. Inchworm -- On your way to where?
Lie on the floor on your sides facing each other, with your heads together
and your feet pointing in opposite directions. Begin by kissing each
other's lips in this position. Then ease your way down each other's bodies,
each going in opposite directions, arriving at the nipples simultaneously.
Go slowly; let the passion and tension build. Continue on to the navel, the
stomach, then on to your goal -- your lover's genitals. Crook one leg so
that your lover's head can rest on your thigh. Devote your full attention
to this area in its infinite variations. Climax together or separately, at
your own, leisurely pace.

70. The Drive-in Show -- Back seat Bingo!
How long has it been since you've necked in the back seat of a car at a
drive-in movie?  Take a leap back in time tonight and recapture that
deliciously forbidden feeling you had as a teenager. Take a six-pack (or
your favorite wine) and popcorn or snacks, and head for your nearest
drive-in movie. Who cares what's playing?  You and your love will provide
the main attraction in the back seat!  How "far" should you go?  How far
did you go as a teen?

71. A Hole-in-One -- Par for the course!
Your lover has indicated a special erogenous zone. Attend to it in a
special way during this Interlude. Before you start, get out your vibrator,
preferably a small battery-operated one. Spread vaseline over its tip.
During fellatio or intercourse, turn on the vibrator and very gently insert
the tip in his anus. The sensation, it is said, can be incredible!

72. Show me -- a hands on demonstration.
Did you ever wonder if you're touching your mate exactly the way he or she
likes?  No one can do it better than you can yourself, so give your lover a
close-up of how you like it. For this hands-on demonstration, lie in a
sixty-nine position with each partner's leg bent to make a "pillow" for the
other's head. Perform fellatio and cunnilingus until you're both near
climax. Then switch to masturbation for the climax. Because of your
position, he can watch exactly where and how she touches herself, and she
can see the rhythm and pace at which he strokes himself.

73. Peeping Tom -- For his eyes only.
There's a little voyeur in most men, so give full rein to your lover's
voyeuristic fantasies!  Send him outside to the patio or balcony. Tell him
to make himself comfortable while you prepare a surprise. Let him wait a
few minutes to build up his anticipation, then stand in front of the window
where he can see you and begin to undress slowly and seductively. Don't be
self-conscious; pretend you are an actress playing a sexy role!  Put on
your sexiest lingerie and recline in a chair in front of the window. Caress
your nipples, breasts, inner thighs. Go slowly so that he will have time to
enjoy your performance. Touch yourself in your favorite place, first with
your fingers, then with your vibrator if you wish. When you are ready, give
yourself over completely to orgasm. He will soon be in to claim you.

74. Macho Man -- Take her, she's yours!
One of the most common female fantasies is rape -- being taken by force
against her will. She doesn't really want to be raped, of course; she just
wants the feeling of helpless submission occasionally. Give your lady a
safe fulfillment of this fantasy by holding her down forcefully during
intercourse. Grasp her wrists and pin her hands over her head. Try to hold
her motionless as she struggles. Take her now... she is yours.

75. Just desserts -- an after-dinner mint!
Suggest to your lover that you go out to dinner. Wear a dress and no
panties or pantyhose. During dinner tell him you aren't wearing any panties
and watch his interest rise. If you can do so discretely, slip your hand
under your dress and stroke yourself during dinner from time to time. Let
him know what you are doing. On the way home in the car, guide his hand up
your dress and let him feel your wetness. Unzip his pants and stroke his
cock all the way home. When you get inside the house, kneel on the floor in
front of him and take him in your mouth. Bring him to orgasm right then and
there!

76. Kama Sutra -- Enie Meenie Miney Moe!
This is the night for experimentation. Get a copy of the Kama Sutra and
look through it together. Choose different positions you'd like to try. Try
them. Many of those shown have little to offer except novelty, but you may
find some you really like. Add those to your repertoire for future
lovemaking.

77. The Hungry Eye -- Needs an occasional feast!
Your lover likes to watch you without your knowing it. Tonight let him
watch you perform your after-bath ritual... as if you didn't know he was
watching. Ask him to wait for you in the bedroom while you bathe, making
sure that he is seated or lying in view of the bathroom door. After your
bath perform  your after-bath ritual with the door open, as seductively as
possible, knowing that each movement charms and entices him. As you dry
yourself, stretch and bend to rub every inch of your body. Be sure that you
are within sight of your lover, but pretend not to see him, to heighten the
voyeuristic aspect. Rub body lotion sensuously over your body, caressing
your breasts, stomach, buttocks, and legs as he watches. Now slip into
something silky and sexy and begin to brush your hair with long, slow
strokes, with your head back and your eyes closed. As you near 100 strokes
begin to count out loud, increasing your rhythm slightly. If your lover has
not approached you by the 100th stroke, go to him and show him how sexy you
feel!

78. Pleasure Chest -- A rare treat for a rare fetish!
Your lover's nipples may be more sensitive than your own. If they are, this
Interlude will delight him. Wet one nipple with your tongue, then flick it
with your finger tip while you lick and flick the other nipple with your
tongue. If his nipples are sensitive he will quickly get an erection. When
he does, you will have three areas to work: each nipple and his penis. Vary
your action. For example, suck him while you are flicking each nipple with
a moistened fingertip; then stroke him with one hand while your tongue and
the other hand massages and teases his nipples. Give him a climax this way.

79. Wasn't that a Party? -- How to turn a dull party into a memorable affair!
The next time you're at a big, dull party, grab a quickie with your lady in
your host's bathroom or secluded patio. Whisper to her to take off her
panties and meet you at the appointed spot. If it's a bathroom, lock the
door and seat her on the countertop -- she can wrap her legs around you
while you take her standing up. If it's a patio, find a ledge or lie on a
lounge chair and let her straddle you. Wherever the encounter, remember..
no noise!

80. Good Vibrations -- F.f.f.fan T.t.t.astic!
If your lover has never experienced a vibrator, he is in for a very
pleasant surprise. Show him how it feels by moving it across his shoulders
and chest. Run it over the insides of his thighs. Gently glide it along the
shaft of his penis. Give him the vibrator to caress your genital area and
thighs. Guide him in its use for your greatest pleasure. Let him bring you
to orgasm with it... then return the favor.

81. Bad Girl -- Shame on You!
During foreplay, turn your lady on her stomach and kiss her shoulders and
back. Slap her sharply on her buttocks with the flat palm of your hand. It
should sting a bit, but not really hurt. Do this repeatedly, taking care to
intersperse the spanking with kisses and caresses on her buttocks. During
intercourse, take her from behind and slap her buttocks again as she nears
a climax. This can be very pleasurable for many women, but be sure not to
cross the border into pain.

82. Black Magic -- you're under her spell!
Be a seductress tonight. . .in garterbelt, stockings, and high-heeled
shoes! Add a black lace bra and forget the panties. You won't need them.
Move around the room for your lover to excite him visually. Touch yourself
and offer him the scent of your love juices. While he is sitting on a sofa,
kneel over his face to "kiss" him with your vulva. Now slowly undress him
and perform fellatio while he nibbles and kisses your buttocks. Mount and
ride him so that he can watch you in your sexy garments. Lift your breasts
out of the bra and offer them to his lips. Move through different
positions, taking your time on each so that you both can savor its
fullness. Let the passion build slowly to the point of no return.

83. Afternoon Delight -- Happy Hour Special!
Have a hard day?  Forget the drink. Drink deeply of your love instead. Ease
away each other's tensions with kisses and caresses. Undress each other
leisurely. It's early -- no need to rush. Enjoy your lover fully right
where you are.

84. Candlelight Sanata -- Beethoven would have loved this one!
Give your lovemaking a romantic glow tonight. While your lover is getting
ready for bed, light one or more candles and turn out the bedroom lights.
The romantic glow of candlelight will set the mood for a lovely Interlude.

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