A Perfect World Chapter 16 June 28, 2007 The MSS Calistoga was traveling once more at its cruising velocity of six million kilometers per hour, its eight-day, .25G acceleration burn having come to an end almost two weeks before. The ship was now between the orbits of Uranus and Saturn, though the planets themselves were both on the far sides of their orbits and barely visible. Calistoga would, however, pass within two million kilometers of Mars, an event the crew was looking forward to as it would allow them to make some observations of their home planet during a time human beings had yet to visit it and when the only man-made devices were a few probes circling in orbit or discarded on the surface. A viewing party had already been scheduled for the date when the flyby took place. After passing Mars, the Calistoga would continue on past the orbit of Earth without slowing. Earth was inconveniently located on the other side of the sun at the moment. They would pass within 30 million kilometers of Venus, 14 million kilometers of Mercury, and 40 million kilometers of the sun, close enough that the heat damping system would be forced to do triple duty. The sun's gravity would give them a course adjustment, just enough to steer them directly toward Earth's position. They would then begin their deceleration burn and enter low Earth orbit, or LEO, on September 4. Once there, the waiting would begin. There would be a lot of it, even under the best of circumstances. As of yet, they didn't even know if the WestHem stealth ship had made its trip or not. Assuming the WestHems did make it through, Huffy would attempt to pin down their location and intercept them as they approached LEO some 75 days after they emerged into the past. There was high hope among the crew that this plot would be successful and the entire mission could be completed without anyone having to make the trip to the surface. But no matter what the outcome, the Calistoga and its crew absolutely needed to be back in deep space beyond Pluto on January 28, 2008. That was the pre-determined time the return wormhole was to be opened to bring them back home. This fact, in and of itself, was one the crew often mused about. "Think about it," Slurry was fond of saying whenever the subject came up. "They opened that return wormhole six hours after we left. Six hours! From their perspective, this mission is already over and done, for better or for worse, and we're on our way home. Yet here we are, weeks later, still plowing through space on the way to our target. It's a Laura-fucking mind trip." It was generally agreed that this was indeed a Laura-fucking mind trip. Nor was it the only one the crew discussed obsessively. The potential paradox that had occurred to Cumquat Cypress had also occurred to Slurry and a few others. If their mission were successful, they would emerge from the wormhole only six hours after entering it. The ship they were coming to stop would still be on its way to its jump-off point and would potentially be emerging from the return wormhole at the same time. "Is that even possible?" was a subject that was debated endlessly. "What about the prohibition about creating matter without expending energy?" they would demand "That's a law of physics, isn't it? Yet that's exactly what we'll be doing. The same matter will exist in two different places at the same time. It can't happen." But there were those who argued that it could happen and that it already had happened. This argument was quite compelling and involved Ken Frazier. "He's here with us, right now, correct?" someone would ask, usually-for dramatic effect-while Ken was floating in view of the conversation or actually a part of it. It would of course be agreed that Ken Frazier was indeed there with them, right at that particular time, living and breathing and thinking. "Okay, so he's here on this ship with us, but he's also in a warehouse in Los Angeles, cryogenically frozen, at this very moment. Ken Frazier is already existing in two places at the same time, isn't he?" There were, of course, counter-arguments to this. "Ken is not the same person who is in that warehouse, at least not on a cellular and subatomic level. He spent almost three years on Mars after being awakened. His cells have regenerated and replaced themselves. He is not made of the same matter as the Ken Frazier in the warehouse. His thoughts and memories are still stored and he is, in essence, the same person, but the matter he is composed of is different. We haven't created matter without expending energy." Round and round these debates would go. And while the possibility or impossibility of their mission was argued, the ship kept drawing closer and closer to Earth and the potential confrontation with the WestHem team. For the most part, the routines of the ship continued as they always had. This group of 45 people had been aboard the cramped confines of Calistoga for almost 90 days and the day-to-day activities served both to keep them busy and provide comfort in the face of the unknown. While cleaning the decks or doing the laundry or cooking meals or participating in zero-G orgies, one did not have to think too much about what was going to happen when they reached Earth, or what would happen if they failed to stop the WestHem team from changing the past and their entire existence was eliminated. But no matter how much work needed to be done each day and no matter how many orgies and botch sessions Commander Huffy allowed, there was still a lot of idle time on a trip of such a huge distance. The training sessions went on, of course, the special forces team and the ship's crew drilling endlessly through every conceivable contingency that could possibly arise in every step of the mission, but even this still left hours to fill in each day. Ron Sampson helped fill some of this time by opening the intelligence department's spare computer terminals to the crew to probe through the signals being received from 2007 Earth. This quickly became a favorite activity. The syndicated reruns of situation comedies and dramatic series shows proved to be most popular, not for the entertainment value, but for the sheer amusement at how unrealistically life was portrayed. They most enjoyed the ones that purported to be "family values" type shows, in which problems were encountered and neatly solved in 22 minutes. Full House reruns were a particular favorite, as were episodes of Family Ties, Little House on the Prairie, Seventh Heaven, and The Cosby Show. Following a close second for sheer hilarity were the documentary shows broadcast on the so-called science channels in between commercials for psychic networks and get rich quick schemes. And then there were the commercials themselves. The sheer volume of advertisements Earthlings of the age were forced to and willing to put up with amazed everyone except Ken. On Mars advertising did exist, and there were even commercials slipped into the beginnings and ends of broadcast entertainment, but the ratio was around 50 seconds of commercial time for every 61 minutes of programming. There was also a rigidly enforced truth in advertising law on Mars, something that was alleged to exist in the United States, but which really didn't in practice. Slurry and Rigger were particularly fascinated by the advertisements and would frequently question Ken about something they'd seen. "So these two corporations are both selling aspirin tablets, right?" Slurry would ask. "Right," Ken would agree. "And they're both basically the same drug in the same dosage and the same amount, right?" "Right." "Yet this company is going on television and claiming that its aspirin pills are better than the other corporation's aspirin pills because they come in a gel form. They actually say the pills will work faster in this form when even I, who am not a doctor, know this cannot be true. Aspirin is aspirin. Did people actually fall for this?" "A certain percentage of the population did," Ken told her. "These corporations spent billions on advertising and what you see here was the main way of making their product stand out from other products that were essentially exactly the same, by creative packaging and out-of-context innuendo. Notice that they don't actually say their aspirin absorbs faster than the competitors." "They did too," Slurry protested. "Ah, but they didn't," he countered. "They said their new gel tabs get the medicine quickly to where it is needed. And they show you the competing brand's boring-looking, outdated, white tablet. The implication that their pill absorbs faster and is more effective is there, but they didn't actually say it, did they?" "No," she said after considering for a moment. "They didn't." "And that's how they get around the truth in advertising rules. It's a loophole that violates the spirit of the rule but not the letter, so it's allowed. Advertisers use a thousand loopholes like that one. Smart people learned to see through them and dumb people-which, I'm sad to say, make up the majority of the populace-fell for it." Ken found himself watching many of the shows as well, though not with the same sort of hilarity the rest of the crew enjoyed. Instead, he would view episodes of Cheers or Seinfeld or M*A*S*H with a sense of nostalgia so strong it was like a physical sensation. These were the shows he used to watch in his youth and as a young adult. These were the reruns he used to watch late at night with his wife, both of them sipping a glass of wine, laughing at the admittedly simplistic humor. Hadn't he and Annie stayed up late and watched an old rerun of Cheers the very night before he was shot? Yes, like everything else about that last day, he remembered it well. When he wasn't viewing old reruns Ken would tune into audio-only channels-the radio stations-and listen for hours to rock and roll tunes from his past, songs by Journey, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, songs he used to hear in his car on the way to work, that he would play on his CD player while working in the garage. He had tuned into the Earthling Internet on Mars and pulled copies of these songs from it on occasion, but such occurrences had been rare and had not carried quite the same weight then as they did now. He was actually in his own time now-hearing the songs only hours after they'd been spit out of some transmitter in Los Angeles or New York or Denver. Once he had pulled in an actual San Jose station and had listened for almost three hours, hearing advertisements for businesses he knew, hearing disc jockeys who had spun CDs in his previous life, wondering at the knowledge that Annie was in San Jose at that very moment and had maybe been listening to the very broadcast. Annie was never far from his mind as he grew closer and closer to her, though he took great pains to hide this fact from Slurry. If they went down to the surface to take the WestHem team down he would be within sixty miles of her when they made landfall-she in San Jose, living the life of a police widow, he in San Francisco. What did she do now? How did she spend her days? Did she still miss him as much as he missed her? It was a given that her grief had faded enough for her to enter another romantic relationship. Though she was yet to meet David Brown-who would become her next husband-the encounter was not terribly far in her future. Still, she would love him enough to retain the drive to keep him alive, the drive that would eventually succeed five generations later. And what of his son? The son he had never met would be in San Jose as well-three Earth years old and probably just getting out of diapers. Did Annie tell him stories of his father yet? Was she even now planting the seed that would culminate in his resurrection 185 years from now? At times Ken would find himself staring at the main view screen on the bridge of Calistoga, fixating on the bright blue and white blob that was Earth. He would use the zoom controls to bring the image closer, until he could make out the blurry forms of the continents covered with clouds. They were down there and he would be so close to them, yet he knew he would not be able to see them, to meet them, to even put himself in the same telephone area code with them. This was not just because Lieutenant Spankworth would forbid such a thing-though he would. It was too dangerous to the time stream, potentially more dangerous then what the WestHems were planning. If Annie saw him or heard from him, it might sway her from the path she was supposed to follow. She might not end up marrying David Brown-which would mean his son would grow up without a father figure, which might have detrimental effects on his future life. Also, if they didn't become attached to David Brown, they would not move to Corpus Christi, Texas. Perhaps this would have no effect on her future, but there was a good possibility it would. San Jose, California was a major transportation hub and a major producer of electronics. During World War III, it would be extensively bombed by Chinese planes operating out of occupied Washington and flying in low over the ocean. Tens of thousands of San Jose citizens would be killed as a result. Would Annie and Ken Jr. be among them if they stayed? It was enough of a possibility that it had to be assumed to be a fact. If the life of Annie or Ken Jr. were changed in any small way in 2007, it was possible that the means by which Ken himself would one day be awakened would change as well. So no, he could not visit Annie, could not see her, could not talk to her. As he had told Slurry, she might as well still be 30 million miles and 188 years away, just as she had been on Mars. +++++ There was no actual night and day aboard a spacecraft, only adherence to an agreed upon reference point of timekeeping. On EastHem and WestHem vessels that reference point was Greenwich Mean Time. Aboard Martian vessels the reference point was New Pittsburgh time since the original Martian settlement served as the prime meridian on Mars. When Calistoga had been in its own time period it had adhered to NP Standard time as the time aboard the ship just like any other Martian vessel. Now that it had crossed into the past, the reference point had been changed to coordinate with the time in their target area-namely Pacific Daylight Time. This had taken a bit of an adjustment for the crew since on the day they had gone through the apparent time on the ship had shifted forward eight and a half hours, but now, as they entered the third week since emerging in the past, everyone had shaken off the jet lag and were adjusted to living on Earth time. At 2234 hours on a Friday night, Ken, Slurry, and Commander Huffy were all in Huffy's small but comparatively luxurious cabin just aft of the bridge. The doors were shut and locked and the computer screen was on stand-by, showing a screensaver image of classic Martian naval vessels. The room was warm and steamy, the scent of lust thick in the air, as were the sounds of moaning and the purrs of pleasure. The three of them were floating about a meter over Huffy's bed, their bodies intertwined and sweaty. Slurry was on the bottom of the pile, floating horizontally, her back to the floor, her legs spread wide. Ken was vertical, his head toward the ceiling, his feet hooked into the headboard of the bed to anchor them, his throbbing penis buried in his wife's vagina, thrusting enthusiastically in and out. Huffy was by far receiving the most sensation. She was floating horizontally like Slurry, only with her chest facing the floor. Her legs were wrapped tightly around Slurry's head, her wet pussy pressed against Slurry's sucking lips. Her own lips were down low, just above the junction where Ken and Slurry were joined together. Her long tongue was sticking out, mostly stabbing at Slurry's erect clit but occasionally licking the juices from Ken's shaft as it slid in and out. "Laura bless the Martians," Ken grunted as he powered in and out, feeling the tightness of Slurry's body gripping him and the simultaneous touch of his commander's tongue. His left hand was holding Slurry's body against his by the thigh while his right hand caressed Huffy's breast, his fingers tweaking the nipple in a way he had come to know she liked. He could tell Slurry was fast approaching orgasm. Her pelvis was starting to gyrate in an uncontrolled manor and he could hear the muffled grunts of her moans from within Huffy's crotch. He himself was under tight control as he had already cum once earlier-that time in Huffy's sucking mouth, where she had shared the deposit with Slurry in a deep tongue kiss that had been visually erotic enough to recharge him for the mission he was participating in now. It was just as Slurry's spasms really started to go into overdrive that they were interrupted. The emergency intercom system suddenly beeped out its shrill alarm and the voice of Darla Ogle, the navigation officer who currently had the con, spoke out: "Commander Huffy to the bridge, immediately. I repeat, Commander Huffy to the bridge, immediately." "Noooooooo," Slurry whined. "Rape my nostrils with a pig's cock! Not now!" Huffy raised her head without hesitation and pushed off the sweating, lusty pile, floating up into the air. She became businesslike in an instant, looking at the intercom terminal. "On the way," she said. She didn't bother getting dressed or even toweling off. She put one foot on the side of the bed and pushed toward the hatch that led to the bridge. Seeing this, and alarmed by the tone that had been in Ogle's voice, Ken disengaged from Slurry as well, pulling his shiny, dripping cock from her body. "Ken!" Slurry yelled. "Get that thing back inside me!" "We'll finish up in a minute," he promised. "Let's see what's going on." "Oh, for the love of Laura," Slurry panted, watching helplessly as Ken pushed off the bed and followed Huffy to the hatch. The night shift bridge crew were all peering intently at their instruments as Huffy floated into the room, drops of sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions spinning off her body. "What's going on?" she asked. "We've just had an unexplained change in momentum and course," Ogle reported. "Velocity dropped by .034 percent, course changed by nearly a tenth of a degree to the right. Some kind of force just acted on us." Huffy frowned as she heard this. Since they were coasting in the vacuum of space, their momentum and course should have remained fixed at what it had been when their engine burn had ceased. This was in accordance to Newton's Laws of Motion, which stated that an object in motion would remain in motion and travel in a straight line until a force acted upon it to change that. "Are we still being influenced?" she asked. "No," Ogle replied. "The duration of the force was 31 seconds and then it cut off." "Check all systems to see if there was any rogue maneuvering thruster activity," she ordered, pushing off the wall again and drifting over to her command chair. She set herself down in it and strapped in. Behind her, Ken, equally naked and dripping, floated into the center of the room and looked over her shoulder. Slurry, her curiosity now aroused since her sexuality was not, came floating in from the hatch to see what was going on. She, like her partners, was still dressed in her birthday suit. Ogle spoke a few commands into the computer and the text on her screen changed momentarily. She peered at it and then shook her head. "No thruster activity has occurred since an hour before the cessation of our acceleration burn. This is confirmed through computer record and exterior sensors." "Did we vent anything?" Huffy asked next. "There have been no hull breach alarms," Ogle said. "I'll check the propellant and the atmospheric generators, but we've had no indications of leaks from there either. In any case, if we'd vented enough to adjust our course that radically there would be no air left for us to breathe." "Good point," Huffy said thoughtfully, scratching at her swollen vaginal lips. Ogle went through an abbreviated diagnostic of Calistoga's systems and confirmed that everything was working just as it should, with no detectable expellation of gas into space, certainly not enough to affect the velocity of the ship. "Nothing in the ship caused this, Huff," she said. "The force had to be external. Best guess is gravitational." "Gravitational," Huffy said, a strange grin on her face. "And there's only one thing we know of that would cause a 31 second pull of gravity powerful enough to move us off course, isn't there?" "A wormhole opening," Slurry said. "Fuckin' aye," Huffy said. "I think our friends just came through." She turned to Lieutenant Mike Spammer, who was working the detection and countermeasures terminal. "Spammy, get the computer to crunch the numbers and see if we can pinpoint the location of that gravitational source. If we can find where they came through, we can project their course and narrow down the search field." Spammer looked doubtful. "I'll see what I can do, Huff," he said. "But there are a lot of unknown factors here. If we don't know exactly how powerful the gravitational influence was and how far away it was, we're not gonna be able to pinpoint anything. We need to know at least one variable for the equation to be solved." "Use the force of our wormhole as an approximation of theirs," she said. "It'll at least be in the erogenous zone, if not exact. That'll give us a bearing and a starting point, if nothing else." "You got it, Huff," he said, turning to his panel. "Once you get that figured out, concentrate the passive sensors in that section of space. I know they're too far away to detect, but at least we'll get in the habit of looking for them there." "Right." "Helm," she said, turning back to Ogle. "Sound the acceleration alarm and get us back on course. Do it carefully. Our ass end is probably pointing toward the WestHems. I know they're probably too far off to detect us even if we burned our engines at full throttle, but we'll take no chances. The burn will be at no more a tenth of a G." "Fuckin' aye, Huff," Ogle responded. "Sound acceleration and begin course correction. Engines at point one-zero G." "From this moment out," Huffy announced, "we operate under the assumption that the WestHems are out there and closing in. Stealth procedures are now in effect. Waste heat is to be accumulated in the outer hull spaces and vented in controlled bursts. I don't want that ship detecting our presence in this time, not even a hint of it. If they find out we're here before they make their move, the whole fuckin' mission is blown." +++++ Since they did not know exactly where in space the WestHem wormhole had opened, what time it had opened, or how powerful the gravitational influence it had caused actually was, their calculations involved more guesswork than fact. Based on the manner in which this force had acted upon Calistoga, they were able to determine at least the general direction to explore. The pull of gravity had come from an arc of space some thirty degrees wide and fifty degrees from top to bottom. This was, of course, a huge area, encompassing many millions of kilometers of space, but Martians tended to be glass-half-full type of people and Huffy and her crew were grateful to have eliminated more than 70 percent of their potential search area. As far as determining distance, travel time, and exact course, their data was based on the assumption that the WestHem wormhole had been approximately of the same force as the Martian wormhole. This narrowed their search field down even further, but the margin for error was calculated out to a depressingly large factor. Huffy and the rest of the ship's operational crew were forced to admit that the chances of actually finding the WestHem vessel before it entered orbit around Earth were rather slim. It was an assumption that turned out to be correct. Calistoga continued on toward its target, day-by-day, night-by-night. The detection crew kept a sharp eye out for the slightest indication of heat in the designated search area, but they received no hint of any kind that there was even a ship out there. If not for the gravitational influence they'd encountered, they might have been prone to believing the WestHem wormhole had failed. In the meantime, the ship's routines went on. Training sessions continued every day until every member of the interdiction team was familiar with every aspect of the mission and had hundreds of contingency plans ready. Meals were prepared and consumed, and the mess cleaned up. Various members of the ship's crew got together during their off-duty hours and enjoyed recreation with each other in the grandest Martian tradition. At least once a week Commander Huffy gave authorization for intoxicant use and a party in the wardroom, which always turned into a full-blown sexual orgy. Morale remained high and the crew remained focused. Ken realized about twelve days after the WestHem wormhole had opened that he had now had sex with every female member of the crew. He felt absurdly proud of himself for this accomplishment. After all, how many sailors in his day could have truthfully made such a claim? In the meantime, he kept a vigilant watch on Planet Earth as it grew larger and larger in the view screens. His home was getting closer and, as it did so, he found himself thinking more and more of Annie and his son. They were down there, with no idea that the patriarch of their family was approaching them at more than 1600 kilometers a second. +++++ On August 18, 2007, Calistoga used bursts of its maneuvering thrusters to turn its ass toward Earth. The fusion engines were lit at a thrust of .15G and the deceleration burn began. Over the next eight days the ship was slowed from a velocity of six million kilometers per hour to a mere 27,000 KPH, which was orbital speed for Earth. Upon reaching this magic number the burn ended and the ship continued to coast toward its objective. On September 4, Earth's gravity pulled Calistoga into a polar orbit at an altitude of 800 kilometers. They had arrived. "Detection, how are we looking?" Huffy asked from her command chair as the first of what promised to be many orbits began. Spacer Glory Trower was on duty at the time and her holographic display was liberally lit up with contacts and radio sources. "Still sorting through it, Huff," she replied. "A lot of these contacts are so outdated the computer is having trouble classifying them. As it stands now, I've identified the International Space Station with a space shuttle and a Soyuz capsule docked to it, 124 satellites, and more than twelve thousand pieces of space debris ranging in size from six millimeters to a meter and a half in LEO. Our orbit is not a standard altitude for the time so there is nothing in our projected path to worry about." "Twelve thousand pieces of debris," Huffy said sadly, shaking her head. "Don't they know they're going to have to come up and clean up all of this shit eventually?" Her question was rhetorical, of course. They did not know they were going to have to perform all of that "housekeeping," at least not yet. They would learn that the hard way after several ships were lost due to collisions with this debris when the space race went into overdrive in the post World War III era. "In addition," Trower continued, "there are 59 satellites in geosynchronous orbit-mostly communications, weather, or military birds. The coverage is such that we'll be able to tap into at least ten of them at any given point in our orbit." "Very good," Huffy said. "And how about ESM?" she asked, referring to the detection of active sensors. "I'm getting a shitload of search radar activity," she reported. "But all of it is ground based. Their coverage is spread throughout the globe but it's not really uniform. It overlaps in many places and there are huge gaps in it. My guess is it is not coordinated." "It's not," Huffy said. "Every country with the capability is doing its own thing. The Americans and the Russians and the Chinese all have tracking stations in operation around the globe but refuse to cooperate with each other." "In any case," Trower said, "there is nothing I'm picking up that is capable of detecting us up here. There is no active IR scan at all and the radar is so primitive it wouldn't get a hit off us unless we were less than twenty kilometers away. Even our advanced satellite passive infrared is incapable of detecting a stealth ship in orbit. I hardly think their system is anything to worry about, as long as we don't emit any unencrypted radio signals." Huffy nodded and then used her intercom to contact the Intelligence Department. "How are we looking down there?" she asked Sampson. "I've already tapped into the com-sats of all the major military powers," he reported. "Their encryption systems are a joke. I think the computer actually yawned while it broke their codes. Nothing but routine traffic going on, certainly nothing like what you'd expect if they'd just discovered a strange space ship establishing orbit around their planet. I'm confident they have no idea we're here." "Perfect," Huffy said. She turned to the bridge crew. "Let's start getting our buoys laid, shall we?" Over the next two hours, the amount of time it took to complete an orbit, six passive detection satellites known in naval tradition as "buoys" were launched from the top of Calistoga. Each buoy was one meter in diameter and constructed of radar-absorbent, infrared-neutral material that made it pretty much impossible to be detected even by modern sensors, let alone by primitive Earthling devices. These buoys used electric rockets to push themselves slowly upward into a high polar orbit where they would keep watch on the approaches to the planet. The hope was that they would detect the WestHem ship during its deceleration burn. The buoys also kept their electronic eyes glued to the orbital plane itself where, if they failed in the first mission, they would at least detect the separation and deceleration of a landing ship. They were spaced so their coverage was exactly uniform, covering all portions of the globe and all areas approaching it, in overlapping patterns. When the mission was complete, they would be collected before the return to modern time. If, for whatever reason, they could not be collected, their orbital speed was such that within six months they would be pulled into the atmosphere and incinerated. "All buoys operating within parameters," Trower reported when the job was complete, looking at a new series of displays the telemetry from the buoys had prompted. "Nothing but normal contacts so far." "Very good," Huffy said, satisfied. "Now its time to do some more waiting." "We're definitely getting good at that," replied the helm operator. +++++ The days and nights went by and the routine aboard Calistoga continued, for the most part, unabated. The six billion Earthlings below and the six men and women onboard the International Space Station had no inkling that a futuristic space vessel was orbiting their planet, listening in on their communications, probing their Internet, and watching their television shows. Three days after establishing orbit the crew watched as the space shuttle Discovery left the International Space Station and headed home to Cape Canaveral, Florida. During its re-entry burn it passed within sixty miles of Calistoga, again without anyone on Earth or above realizing it. The tracking crew on Calistoga used the event as a practical exercise in using their own passive detection equipment, including the buoys. They tracked Discovery from separation to landing with better coverage than could be seen on the NASA telemetry-which was also being monitored. The test was not all that realistic in comparison to tracking a WestHem landing ship-the space shuttle burned more than fifty times hotter since its engines were so primitively inefficient-but it did serve to test the equipment and break up the boredom. One thing that did not pass was the fascination the crew held for actually being in the past. The spare computer terminals were in such demand that Huffy modified a security rule and allowed everyone to tap into the stream of data being received with their PCs. Once this became effective almost everyone spent all of their spare time looking at their computers and surfing through various Earth databases or watching TV shows. The main topic of conversation became who had seen what and where it could be found. Held in particularly high contempt was the pornography, or what passed for it. On Mars, erotic cinematography was considered among the highest of the fine arts, right up there with ballet and opera. A Martian porno flick was a masterpiece of plot and action, heavy on characterization and symbolism. An Earthling pornographic movie was basically nothing more than people fucking, usually with no explanation of who the characters were or why they were fucking, elements considered essential to any good stroke flick. "Your people are down there polishing their torpedoes to this shit?" Lieutenant Spankworth demanded of Ken after one such viewing. "How does it even arouse them? It's two sluts with fake tits and dyed hair sucking some steroid-enhanced asshole's dick. There was no build-up at all! The scene just opened up with them already naked and getting stinky!" Ken simply shrugged. "The idea was just to produce porn cheaply and sell it through packaging," he said. "They didn't waste money on things like writers or directors." "And what's with pulling the cock out and cumming all over the slut's face or all over her ass?" asked McGraw, who had watched with them. "I mean, I can see doing that once in a while just to have a little variety, but every fucking time? Every one of these garbage flicks I've seen, that's how they end the shot." "That's what they thought everyone wanted to see," Ken said. This, as Slurry and Rigger both pointed out, was one of the fundamental problems with having the decision makers in any business too far removed from the operations. The porn industry was far from the only place in 21st century society where the people producing the product told themselves they knew exactly what their customers wanted when in reality they had not the slightest clue. Nearly the entire entertainment industry was guilty of this in some way. Constant updates and news flashes were given about the romantic relationship between two famous actors when nobody really gave a shit. Mainstream movies full of dazzling special effects had no actual story other than a weak plot designed to hold the effects together. Magazines did multi-page storylines and pictorial layouts no one actually read. The entire Western World media apparatus was filled with such things and the fascination with the drivel it produced was rampant among the Calistoga's crew. If the rest of the crew was merely fascinated with the pre-modern Earthling Internet, Slurry was downright obsessed with it. By being in the same time period as the subject she studied and by having unfettered access to their communications and Internet systems, she was able to tap into things she never could have back on Mars. She spent nearly all of her free time using her PC to eavesdrop on telephone conversations and instant messages between individuals down on the surface. She heard secure transmissions between military leaders, between spies, between high government officials. She listened to conversations held by the President of the United States himself, by the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, by other English-speaking heads of state. She also listened to hundreds, if not thousands of conversations between ordinary citizens, getting a feel for the way those she studied talked and their motivations. She took copious notes on what she heard and recorded hours of audio and text files for storage in Calistoga's memory banks for more detailed perusal when they got home. "This is a rankin' goldmine," she told Ken excitedly. "The information I've pulled in. It's unprecedented. I could stay here for years and never get bored with it." Rigger too became quite gripped by the wealth of firsthand historical sourcing now available to him. Instead of listening to conversations and reading instant messages, he spent his time using the high-magnification cameras to actually peer down at the surface. With a resolution undreamed of in the best spy satellites of the day, he photographed and filmed everything he thought was even remotely interesting. He paid particular attention to historical structures that were no longer in existence in modern times, things such as the Golden Gate Bridge, The Great Wall of China, The United States Capital Building (after merging into WestHem, the location of the national capital was moved to Denver), the Sistine Chapel, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, or the infamous Las Vegas strip. He spent an equal amount of time peering down at China, Japan, and India, documenting the frantic preparations for war that were being undertaken under the nose of the Western world. In this endeavor, Ken often joined him. As a former military man, he too was fascinated by the thought that the biggest war in human history was being set up as they watched and the countries that would be attacked had not the slightest clue. "The global powers of the day, particularly the United States, vastly underestimated the abilities of the Asian Powers," Rigger lectured him as they made a pass over the area of interest one morning. "Those clever bastards constructed hundreds of thousands of armored vehicles, airplanes, bombs, missiles, and every other kind of war supply in the Japanese and Chinese factories, and then they moved all of this equipment, along with more than three million men, to staging areas on the Russian border and nobody knew they had done it until the attack came on January 1, 2009. Of course, all the clues were there. Hindsight would make them slap their heads and ask how they hadn't figured it out, but right now, the Asian Powers are full-steam into war production, and the other countries are sitting fat and happy, thinking that global war is a thing of the past." And when Ken saw the shots of China and Japan and India that Calistoga's cameras took, he was awed at the efficiency of what the Asian Powers were doing. "Look at that, right there," Rigger said excitedly, peering at the screen where the image he was currently shooting was displayed. Ken looked and saw a column of tanks, APCs, and deuce and a half trucks moving up a highway from the port city of Dalian on the southeast coast of China toward the staging area on the Siberian border with Russia. The column was maybe half a mile long, using standard highways, and plainly visible. "That's how they did it," Rigger told him. "They moved their armor a little bit at a time, in between spy satellite passes. Before the next satellite comes overhead, they'll pull off the road at a pre-set location and pull specially made camouflage netting over the entire column. This netting will dampen infrared imagery, absorb radar imagery, and cover visual to make it look like just part of the landscape. This was something they had to do every two hours on average while they made their march. Their discipline is something to be admired. It took them almost ten years to produce everything and move it into position, but on the night of the attack, all of it was there and raring to go. That's how they pushed so far into Russia on the first day and did what no other invader in history was able to do-capture Russia in two weeks in the midst of winter and hold it." Rigger also homed the cameras in on the staging areas themselves, which were mostly crude tunnels and underground bunkers and which were also superbly camouflaged. Tread marks from the vehicles were carefully scrubbed clean by special vehicles between satellite passes. Fuel and ammunition depots were hidden in plain site, disguised as water towers, storage buildings, or other civilian infrastructure. Air bases were disguised as civilian airports, with the military aircraft disassembled and stored in secret hangers. "And while all this is going on," Rigger said, "these countries that will comprise the core of the Asian Powers are pretending to be in conflict with each other. China, Japan, and India are all supposed to be antagonists. They snipe at each other in the United Nations meetings. They occasionally have minor military skirmishes. All of it is nothing more than an act. Their unity will be quite tight when the time comes to attack." In addition to helping Rigger peer down at the surface for historical information, the cameras served a function for Ken as well. Twice every day, at 1300 hours and 0100 hours, Calistoga passed over the western United States. Ken was given control of the ship's camera at these times so he could take photos of their target area in Roseville and adapt them into maps for mission briefings. He took shots of the geography around the hospital, paying particular attention to the roads and traffic conditions. The resolution was such that he could actually zoom in on street signs with enough clarity to read them. He could pick out individual faces walking about in the hospital parking lot or peering out of windows. On one occasion he had actually been able to read the badge number from a security guard's chest. It was during such passes that Ken put his knowledge of the camera system and the Calistoga main computer to other, more personal, uses as well. He was able to zoom in on his old house in Pleasanton, the house where Annie still lived. He would stare at the simple single story tract house tucked away in a standard suburban neighborhood. It looked almost exactly the same as he remembered it, save a few landscaping additions and a swing set in the back yard. That swing set, he knew, was for his son-for Ken Jr. I'm looking at my backyard, he would think at such times, the backyard where my wife pushes my son on those swings, where he digs in that plastic sandbox I see. I'm looking at this four years after I've been killed in that world. Inevitably, no matter how many times he saw this sight, thought these thoughts, chills would race up and down his spine. He was actually in the same time with Annie. She was right down there, living out her life. If only he could see her. And of course, eventually, he did see her. It was during the 1300 pass on September 4, a beautiful day down in the south bay. The ocean fog had burned off and the cloud cover was minimal to non-existent, allowing crystal clear clarity. As he always did, he took his shots of the Roseville area first, shots he would later go over in minute detail, looking for road construction, closed streets, traffic signals out of order, anything that would possibly affect the upcoming mission. Once these shots were taken he spoke a command to the computer, giving longitude and latitude coordinates. The cameras swung slightly on their axis and zoomed in and he was looking at Annie's house once more, expecting to see nothing but the empty backyard, the empty driveway, the front yard. Only this time, the back yard was not empty. He saw Ken Jr. first, spotting him because the human eye is drawn toward movement. His son was playing on the slide, a tiny figure in blue shorts and white shirt climbing awkwardly up the small ladder that led to the top of the slide. His breath caught in his throat. And then he noticed Annie and his heart seemed to stop for a moment. Annie, dressed in a yellow bikini, was lying on her back on a towel in the middle of the lawn, taking advantage of the weather and doing a little sunbathing. "Oh Laura," Ken whispered in awe, not realizing he'd spoken aloud. He zoomed in the shot as much as he could, which was a considerable amount in the clear air. Annie soon filled the entire screen, the resolution so clear it was almost as if he were hovering directly above her. He could see drops of perspiration on her chest and upper lip, could see the rise and fall of her breasts with each breath she took. She was so beautiful! Her bikini was skimpy, smaller than what she had worn in her pre-pregnancy days. And, despite having produced a child, she still did justice to it. Her breasts were fuller than they had been, bulging erotically from the sides of the bikini cups. Her belly was not completely flat but it was close, the small array of stretch marks and the infinitesimal bulge doing nothing but accenting her beauty. Her legs were truly magnificent, well toned and muscled, as if she were in the habit of running. They were the sort of legs that caused men to stare after them when they were seen in shorts or below the hem of a dress, the kind of legs that drove men to enough distraction that they were in danger of rear-ending the car in front of them if encountered while driving. But it was her face that drew his attention more than anything. That lovely, innocent-looking face he had fallen in love with nearly at first sight. It looked a little older than he remembered, of course, with a few lines where there had not been lines before, but it was the same face nonetheless, a face he'd kissed, stared into, caressed with his hand. It was the face of the woman he loved more than any other. Her head was turned to the side, toward Ken Jr's position, her eyes open and keeping a watch on his actions. Her expression was neutral, neither happy nor sad, neither whimsical nor melancholy. She would occasionally crack a small smile at something her son said or did. Ken zoomed out a little, so he could see Ken Jr. again. His son was now standing at the bottom of the slide, a plastic baseball bat in his hands. He banged the bat on the slide a few times, obviously relishing the noise it made. He might've continued doing this for some time but Annie apparently didn't care for the repetition and said something to him. He seemed to plead with her but it seemed his appeal was rejected. With a pout he threw down the bat and sulked about, kicking at a plastic ball. Not receiving any sort of attention from this display, he gave up the effort and walked back to the ladder of the slide. He began to climb again. Ken watched the two of them for almost fifteen minutes, until Calistoga passed out of range. When they finally disappeared from his view he sat there for a long time, strapped into the chair before the terminal, eyes oblivious to the display, just thinking over what he had seen. He had been looking at his family down there, the family that cranked-out asshole had stolen from him. He had not been seeing mere photographs of them, or video clips, but had actually been looking at them live. The nostalgia and love this experience produced in him was so powerful he actually felt sick to his stomach. So close, he thought again. So close and yet so far. +++++ September passed, leading into October, and still there was no sign of the approaching WestHem ship. Calistoga's passive sensors and the detection buoys scanned everywhere, looking for the slightest hint of artificial heat or electromagnetic radiation and saw nothing, not even a false alarm. By October 15, Huffy began to suspect their best window of opportunity to find their enemy had already passed, that the WestHem ship had already entered orbit around Earth and was merely waiting for the right time to send down its interdiction team. Confirmation of this assumption came on October 25. As chance would have it, Huffy herself had the con when it happened. It was 0908 hours, just after breakfast cleanup, and she was sitting in her command chair filling out the first of her daily log entries. Suddenly Glory Trower on the secondary detection terminal perked up. "I got something from Buoy 5, Huff," she said, excitement in her tone. "A radio burst from bearing 145 mark 78 relative to the buoy. It's still going on." Huffy knew that Buoy 5 was about a third of the way further along in its orbital plane than Calistoga, and about 80 degrees further west. Calistoga was currently passing over the Eastern Mediterranean Sea, heading in the direction of the North Pole. This meant the radio source being detected was coming from a position roughly over Manchuria. "Is there anything Earthling or natural there that could be causing the burst?" she asked. "Nothing," Trower said. "The nearest Earth object I have is a military satellite at a relative bearing of 98 mark 105." "Designate it as an unknown contact and try to catch it with Buoy 4 or 6," Huffy ordered. "Let's get a triangulation on it and pin down the exact location and course. Meanwhile, ship the transmission telemetry to Intelligence and get it decoded." "Fuckin' aye, Huff," Trower said, turning to her terminal. Things moved quickly for the next five minutes. The radio transmission they were detecting lasted less than forty seconds but Buoy 4 was able to get enough of a hit on it that Calistoga's computers could triangulate on the source with a fair degree of accuracy. They determined the source was moving at orbital speed in a due south direction, meaning it was in the far side of a polar orbit. Next, the Intelligence section decoded the signal and determined it had been directed at several military satellites in geosynchronous orbit. "It's a WestHem signal," Ron Sampson confirmed. "Nothing from this time period could encrypt a message like that. They're setting up to mask an infrared re-entry signature from detection by the Earthlings." "That's confirmation," Huffy announced. "That's our fucking target and they're about to launch a re-entry vehicle. Detection, mark it as a positive hostile contact." "Fuckin' aye, Huff," Trower answered. "Helm," Huffy said next, "plot an intercept course. I need to know how long it will take us to get into interception range." She already knew it would probably be too long. Catching up to another vehicle in LEO without having your own ship break orbit was not as simple as changing direction and putting on some gas. It was an exercise in time consumption. "I'm on the motherfucker, Huff," replied Darla Ogle, who had the helm. Her fingers began to fly over her terminal, calling up the proper screens. It took her less than a minute to get the calculations. "Six hours, at best," she announced. "We'll have to change course and burn the engines at .25 for about an hour." "Fuck me with a red jackhammer," Huffy said. "That's too much time." "We'll run a fifty-fifty chance of them spotting us if we burn at that level and they have detection buoys of their own up," added Trower. "Too risky," Huffy said. "Chances are they're going to launch their re-entry vehicle in the next hour, maybe less. Navigation, what's their optimum window based on their projected course and assuming they're going to land off-shore the west coast of California?" "Checking," said the navigation officer. He consulted his screen for a moment, then said, "0940 hours approximately. That'll have them just over Antarctica for separation and bring them in for splashdown right off the San Francisco Bay area. That's assuming they're going ballistic separation and re-entry, of course." "Of course," she said, nodding thoughtfully, mentally mulling over her options. It looked very much like preventing the WestHems from launching their team was not going to be in the cards. Conceding that, she would need to move more cautiously. She turned to Ogle. "Plot a course to catch up with them utilizing a tenth of a G burn. We'll take position behind them and move on them after our interdiction team takes their landing party down." "Right, Huff," She said. She did a few more calculations on the screen. "It'll take eighteen hours to get behind them at point one-zero G." Huffy nodded. You took what you could get. "Sound the acceleration alarm and light 'em up," she ordered. "Fuckin' aye, Huff," Ogle replied. A minute later the acceleration alarm brayed throughout the ship, warning that gravity was about to return to the environment. Two minutes after that, the maneuvering thrusters fired, turning the nose of the ship in a new direction, then the fusion engines came to life, slowly pushing the ship in pursuit of their enemies. +++++ The navigation officer's estimate turned out to be off by only four minutes. At 0944 hours, from a position 778 kilometers over the Antarctic continent, two of the passive buoys detected heat sources in the high infrared spectrum. "That's a positive fusion engine burn," Trower said. "I've even got an engine signature. The contact is positively identified as the WSS Rumsfeld, a Cheney-class WestHem stealth attack ship. It's burning at point three G's. Red shift shows the burn is decelerating the vessel. Velocity will reach sub-orbital speed in twelve minutes, eight seconds." "Mark it and designate it," Huffy ordered, going over the information in her mind. A Cheney-class ship was far from state of the art in the WestHem naval inventory. In fact, the Cheneys had been outdated even before the Martian Revolutionary War, which meant the Rumsfeld was now at least eighty Earth years old. They must've pulled it out of a mothball fleet for this mission. That was typical WestHem thinking, Huffy reflected. Why waste an expensive, modern ship on a one-way mission that would end with the ship in question being crashed into the sun? In any case, WestHem's choice of vessel would make the job of tracking and capturing it child's play. Though an admirable stealth platform, the ship's armament left much to be desired. Cheneys were equipped with underpowered 92-millimeter anti-ship lasers that would not even be able to burn through the hull of Calistoga, let alone disable it. The anti-torpedo lasers were 20-millimeters controlled by servos notorious for jamming up and aimed by a software system notorious for locking up. In addition, the passive sensors on the vessel were at least four generations behind what a modern WestHem ship was equipped with. They would be lucky to detect the Calistoga if it actually collided with them. In short, a match-up between the Calistoga and the Rumsfeld was the equivalent of a nuclear powered attack submarine from the 21st century facing off against a World War II U-boat. "At least they're making our job a little easier for us, huh Huff?" asked Trower, who was staring at the holographic display before her. "Thank Laura for quick orgasms," Huffy agreed, pulling a cigarette from her pack and sparking up. Thirteen minutes after it had begun, the deceleration burn from Rumsfeld came to an abrupt end. With the extinguishment of the engines came the loss of the lock the passive buoys held, but that hardly mattered. They had pinned down the exact location, course, and speed. With this information, they were now able to keep track of where the ship would be at any given moment without actually having to see it. Ten more minutes clicked by before they made another detection, this one a burst of heat being released in the low-infrared spectrum. "They just vented some atmospheric gas," Trower reported. "Probably evacuating an airlock." "They're launching their re-entry vehicle," Huffy said with a sigh. "It looks like it." Sure enough, four minutes later they made another detection, this one a small, moving heat source, not quite as stealthy as the main ship, punctuated with occasional sharp spikes of hotter heat from around its perimeter. "That's a confirmed re-entry pod," Trower said after isolating it. "The spikes are bursts of maneuvering thrusters. It's drifting away from the ship, toward the surface." "Can we maintain a lock on it?" Huffy asked. "Fuckin' aye," she replied. "I make it as a small pod, maybe five meters in length by two meters wide. Too small to have an engine or fuel storage. Strictly a ballistic vehicle." "How many people can something like that hold?" she muttered to herself and then keyed the intercom button. "Intelligence," she said. "You copying all this?" "Fuckin' aye," came Ron Sampson's voice. "Looks like they're heading in." "What can you tell me about that re-entry vehicle? Have we ever observed any such thing from the WestHems or the EastHems before?" "Yes and no," Sampson responded. "The Earthlings aren't much into stealthy atmospheric entry. That's more our forte'. But it looks like they've done a bit of improvising with this thing. From what I can see, it's a modified emergency re-entry pod of the sort used on Executive Committee or corporate spacecraft. You know, the shit they use to make sure their rich pricks are safe if their private spaceship takes a shit on them? They've obviously put a heat and radar absorbent layer on it to keep the natives here from detecting it and they've thought far enough ahead to hack into the satellites so they won't detect the re-entry heat." "So how many people can it hold?" she asked next. "The standard escape pod holds four in comfort, maybe six in discomfort. It doesn't look like they've made it any bigger. If anything, they've probably sacrificed internal room to put on the stealth layer." Huffy nodded. "Thanks, Ron," she said. "No skin off my ass," he shot back. She puffed on her cigarette, blowing a smoke ring across the room. It was now official. The WestHem team was on its way down to the surface. The attempt to take their ship into custody beforehand had failed. She keyed up her intercom again, getting Lieutenant Spankworth on the line. She saw she had interrupted him in the middle of a recreational activity. His face was drenched with sweat and Spacer Ziffleman's erect cock was floating centimeters from his lips. "Spanky," she said, "this is Huffy. Sorry to interrupt your leisure time." "No problem, Huff," he said, shrugging. "Just killing some time." "Well, time's at a premium now," she told him. "The WestHem team is heading for re-entry. Get your people together and get them ready to head in. We'll launch you at the first available window." +++++ Unlike the WestHems, who had cheaply fashioned a stealth entry vehicle for their mission, the Martians had put their best engineers on the job. Though the standard method of infiltrating agents to the surface of Earth in normal time was a pod not much unlike what the Earthlings had used, this mission needed a vessel that could bring the crew back up to orbit in addition to getting them down. That meant a powered vehicle. Thus the SESOV-01, or Stealth Earth Surface-to-Orbit Vessel, Model 1, had been developed by the Martian Navy specifically for this mission. The SESOV's passenger compartment was ten meters long by three meters wide and was capable of carrying fifteen passengers and their equipment in addition to the two pilots. Behind the passenger compartment was an additional twenty meters of fuel and oxidizer storage and then the two main semi-rocket engines, which added another six meters of length. The entire vessel was composed of radar and infrared absorbent composites, was completely watertight for ocean take-off and landing, and had internal ballast tanks and a water-jet propulsion system so it could travel beneath the surface. It could suck in ocean water after landing and separate it into hydrogen for fuel and oxygen for oxidizer, thus refueling itself for the return trip. It was the most modern, state of the art, and well-engineered spacecraft currently in existence and it absolutely terrified every Martian who was slated to ride on it because it was also untested. "You ask me, this is the most dangerous part of the whole fuckin' trip," said Sergeant McGraw as the SESOV, having finished its deceleration burn more than an hour before, descended slowly toward the planetary surface and the first contact with the atmosphere. "We're about to go screaming in at seventeen thousand miles an hour in a re-entry vehicle that has never passed through air before. It's a fuckin' theory on the engineer's computer screen and we're gonna trust our lives to it." "What the fuck?" asked Spankworth with feigned casualness. He was strapped into the seat directly behind the pilot. "You wanna live forever or something?" "Yeah, McGraw," added Corporal Mike Bingbutt, who was sitting near the rear of the passenger compartment. "This is why they pay us the big credits. We're fucking test dummies for Martian Industries prototype spacecraft." "As if going through a wormhole wasn't dangerous enough," said Corporal Rosarita Wing, the junior member of team-or at least she had been junior until Ken's inception. Ken, sitting in the third row of reinforced seats, kept his mouth shut. Though he was more than a bit nervous at the thought of going through a fiery re-entry in an untested vehicle, his twentieth century upbringing kept him from being as wary as his fellow passengers obviously were. The stink of terror radiated from them in waves. Even the pilots were terrified. But Ken just sat placidly in his seat, the four-point harness strapped tightly against his chest, his eyes looking out the small window toward the surface far below. Antarctica could be seen below them, a solid white landmass stretching off to the ocean. They had just passed over the South Pole and started back in a northerly direction. In less than ten minutes they would be over the South Pacific Ocean west of Argentina, where re-entry would begin in earnest. He wasn't exactly looking forward to it, but he was anxious to get it over with all the same. He was going home. After all this time, he was actually going home. The comments by the passengers withered as they made first contact with the atmosphere. As had been the case when Ken had dived into Saturn's blanket of gas, there was nothing detectable at first except minute changes in the speed and temperature display the pilots were monitoring. As had also been the case with the Saturn dive, that soon changed. "The air's thickening up," Cindee Marshall, the pilot, reported as streaks of red began to appear outside the windows. "Fuckin' aye it is," agreed Diffy Kalahari, the co-pilot. As the red streaks of the ionized atmospheric gas increased, finally obscuring the view of the surface, gravity returned to the environment with a vengeance. Ken felt himself pushed steadily downward in his seat, with more and more force, the sensation quickly becoming uncomfortable. It continued to build for the better part of five minutes before finally leveling off at what Marshall reported to be 3.6Gs. "Just a walk in the park compared to what we went through at the wormhole," Spankworth remarked optimistically. "Yeah," replied McGraw, ever the pessimist, "but we only had to endure that for thirty seconds. This is gonna take a bit longer, isn't it?" Indeed it did. For the better part of fifteen minutes they were smashed downward in their seats as the friction of re-entry slowed them from orbital speed to atmospheric flight speed. It was during this portion that the Martians were most terrified, undoubtedly thinking of the fiery death that would suddenly engulf them if the Martian engineers or manufacturers-dedicated and efficient as they were-had been wrong about even one little thing. They were not wrong. The red streaks slowly dissipated and the huge weight on their chests gradually lifted. They remained alive and drawing breath. As the view cleared they saw the Pacific Ocean below them, much closer now. Marshall and Kalahari allowed the ship to continue falling until they reached an altitude of 60,000 feet. At this point they powered up the engines and unfolded the four wings that would provide lift. The ballistic re-entry vehicle became a powered aircraft, heading for a water landing off the coast of California. They descended to less than a thousand feet above the wave-tops and then leveled out, flying at supersonic speed in a northeasterly direction for about an hour. It was just after sunset when they touched down eighteen nautical miles west of San Francisco, the spacecraft hitting the choppy water at a speed of 124 knots. There was a violent shudder and everyone was thrown forward against their restraints. But the ship held together, just as promised, and soon they were at a complete stop, the main engines shut down. They bobbed up and down in ten-foot swells, rising and falling in a nauseating rhythm. "I'm gonna puke if this shit doesn't stop," moaned McGraw. "Is this what seasickness is, Frazier?" "Fuckin' aye," Ken replied. The environment was perfect for it-an enclosed space without much view of the outside. He was a man who had once made a yearly tradition out of deep-sea fishing and had never been bothered by seasickness before but even he could feel nausea worming through his system now. He could imagine how it was for his Martian friends, who had never even seen the ocean before, let alone been tossed around on it. "We're checking systems for water integrity now," reported Marshall, who looked like she was pretty close to vomiting herself. "Once we get under the surface the rocking will stop." "Thank Laura for that," Spankworth said, his head down between his knees, his eyes tightly closed. The systems check took about five minutes, during which time both McGraw and Rosarita Wing had to utilize the barf bags thoughtfully stored by the maintenance crew. Finally, the ballast tanks were flooded and the ship sank beneath the waves. The rocking stopped, only to be replaced by the ominous creaks and pops of metal being subjected to high water pressure. "We're at six hundred feet," Kalahari reported. "Still getting GPS signals." "Let's trim the tanks and head in," Marshall said. They moved through the blackness, the only sound the light hum of the electric engines driving the water jets. The ship was capable of traveling at 25 knots submerged. Ken-an avid reader of Tom Clancy and other such authors in his previous life-expressed concern that perhaps the United States Navy or Coast Guard might detect the sound of their ship moving through the water. This suggestion earned him a round of contemptuous laughter from the two pilots. "Give us a little credit, Frazier," Marshall told him. "A minnow farting radiates more noise than this ship. We're perfectly safe from any aquatic detection technology of the day." The condescending way in which Marshall said "aquatic detection technology" convinced him she spoke the truth. He stopped worrying about being depth charged by a naval destroyer or torpedoed by an attack submarine. Fifty-six minutes after submerging, Marshall throttled down the engines and slowly brought up the ship to a depth of twenty feet. She utilized a hair thin periscope to peek at the surface, confirming they were 200 yards off the shore of China Beach. Ken, able to view the same screen, saw the familiar skyline of San Francisco-Coit Tower, the TransAmerica building, the piers of Fisherman's Wharf. He saw automobile headlights crawling along in the evening traffic and the specter of the Golden Gate Bridge off to the northeast. "I'm home," he whispered, his words barely audible, but Spankworth still heard them. "No," he said firmly, "you're not home. Mars is your home. You're not here for a stroll down memory lane. You're an agent of Mars operating in enemy territory. Don't ever forget that, Frazier." "Sorry, Spanky," he mumbled, pretending not to notice the watchful look he was getting. "I won't forget." The section of China Beach they were planning to land on was at the far eastern reach, nestled up against a rocky cliff. It was a section that would typically be deserted, that had been deserted every time they'd peered at it through Calistoga's cameras. But now that they were actually trying to come ashore and slip into the city undetected, human activity was occurring there. Pairs of men continually climbed down onto this section of the beach from a scenic lookout above to have sex with each other in the shadows. "How did we miss this?" an exasperated Spankworth asked after they'd watched the fourth such couple engaging in either rear-entry anal sex or oral copulation. "How in the fuck did we miss the fact that our Laura-damned landing beach is a public sex zone?" "We never looked at it at this time of the evening," Ken said. "Our passes were always at 1300, when it's bright daylight, and 0100, when the place really is deserted. Apparently this section of China Beach is where the rump rangers like to meet each other and do their thing." "And how long will this go on?" Spankworth asked him. Ken shrugged. "It'll stop some time before 0100," he said. "I'm pretty sure of that." "Fuck me with a gun barrel," Spankworth sighed, settling in to wait. As it turned out, the homosexual activity reached a furious peak around 2000 hours and then tapered off by 2100. By 2130, the section of beach was finally deserted enough to allow them to go ashore. Spankworth, McGraw, Bingbutt, Wing, and Ken all stripped off their Martian shorts and half-shirts and put on insulated black wetsuits that would protect them from the frigid waters of San Francisco Bay. They covered their faces with black masks that contained oxygen extraction equipment that would allow them to breath underwater. They then picked up their equipment bags, which contained clothing of the period, several sets of identification, and a cell phone that wasn't really a cell phone. They attached the bags to their backs and made their way to the rear of the passenger compartment where a two-person airlock was installed in the ceiling. "Frazier, you and Bingbutt go first," Spankworth ordered. "Float up and wait for the rest of us." The airlock was a tight fit and they had to suck in their breath to allow the door to close behind them. Once it was shut, a valve opened with a muted clank and seawater began to pour in from above them at a rate of fifty gallons a minute. It took the better part of two minutes before the level of water cleared their heads and all of the air was evacuated. Ken felt mildly claustrophobic as he sucked in processed air through his facemask. There was another muted clank and the hatch opened above them. Ken went out first, pushing up as if he were still in zero G and pulling himself free of the top of the ship. He inflated the air bladders in his suit just enough to achieve neutral buoyancy and kicked his way to the surface. It took a surprisingly long time to come up but finally his head broke through into the air and he looked around, trying to get his bearings. He turned back and forth until he was facing the beach 200 yards away. The miniscule waves that made it into the neck of the bay were breaking gently on the shore in the age-old rhythm, producing a sound that was unheard on Mars except on audio files. Once again he got that nostalgic feeling of coming home. +++++ It took ten minutes to get all five of them out of the ship and up to the surface. Spankworth and McGraw both made a recon check with their night vision goggles and, satisfied the beach was still deserted, nodded to the others. They began to swim toward the beach, kicking their feet and paddling with their arms, their equipment bags weighting them down but the air bladders keeping them easily afloat. Finally, their feet were padding through the rocky sand just outside the breakers and they were able to stand. They plodded onward, timing their approach between waves until they were standing on wet sand just above the low tide mark. This section of the beach was perhaps the darkest place that could be found in the entire city of San Francisco. They took off their masks and Ken was able to detect the sour odor of the seashore, an odor that smelled like heaven to his nose. Spankworth wasted no time sampling the odors or the sounds. This was when they were most vulnerable, when they were standing on an enemy shore in possession of futuristic suits and equipment. "Let's move," he said quietly. "You know the drill." And indeed they did. They had practiced the insertion in simulations more than a thousand times. They knew every square inch of China Beach from recon photos. Moving quickly they trotted across the sand toward a secluded section of rocks just below the path that led to the top of the cliff-the section most heavily occupied by the homosexual lovers. Up close now, they saw it was littered with used condoms, condom wrappers, cigarette butts, and empty liquor bottles-debris that had not shown up on Calistoga's cameras. They moved into the most secluded portion they could find-which happened to be where the condoms and booze bottles were in thickest concentration-and stripped off their wetsuits, deflating them and folding them into small packages of less than half a meter square. The night air was somewhat chilly and they shivered violently while they pulled on their first Earth outfits of the mission. Ken put on a perfectly forged pair of Levi's denim jeans, a pair of forged Nike tennis shoes, and a white sweater that had an American flag on the front with "Support Our Troops" under that. Once dressed, he felt the worst of the chill passing. He shouldered his equipment bag, designed to look like a normal, American gym bag, and looked around while he waited for his comrades to finish. Once everyone was ready, Spankworth looked at Ken. "Okay, Frazier," he said. "You've got the most time in this place. Take the point and get us to our objective." "Right, Spanky," he said. "From this point out," Spankworth reminded the rest of them, "Frazier does the talking whenever possible. Everyone else, keep your fucking mouths shut. Our accents will sound strange as hell to the natives here." Everyone acknowledged with silence-the Martian way. Ken took a deep breath, inhaling that wonderful sea air one more time, and then headed for the trail that led to the top of the cliff. He began to climb, finding that walking in 1G took a bit of getting used to after so long in zero-G, and the rest of the team followed him up. They reached the top of the cliff and then followed a footpath through the parkland, finally coming out in a small public parking lot. A few cars parked in the more isolated sections displayed the steamed up windows that marked them as being occupied by lovers. Ken kept the group as far away from the cars as possible as they strolled casually across the pavement. If their presence was noted by any of the lovers, it went unchallenged. Soon they were on the access road-Sea Cliff Avenue-a narrow, dark, two-laner that twisted and turned over the hills. A quarter mile hike brought them to El Camino, a high income residential street lined with multi-million dollar mansions. Ken, knowing their presence in such a place would quickly attract the notice of the SFPD, moved them along as quickly as possible, finally bringing them to 25th Avenue, a main north-south artery. They headed south on 25th and began to encounter other people-the natives, as Spankworth liked to put it-in the cars that zoomed up and down the street and walking on the sidewalks, heading to and from whatever business they had. Ken listened to their voices, relishing the Earthling accents that made them sound arrogant and aristocratic to the Martians. Ken and his group stayed in single file, moving efficiently southward, ignoring everyone as much as possible and trying to make a minimal impression. No one seemed to pay them any undue notice and they soon reached their first objective: the bus stop at the intersection of 25th Avenue and California Street. They waited for the next bus. "Remember," Spankworth whispered to Ken, "we only get on a bus if it's at least half-empty." "I remember," Ken replied, fighting to keep the annoyance out of his voice. Hadn't they gone over that particular point ten or fifteen thousand times now? Though the prime directive of their mission was to prevent the manipulation of Mark Whiting by the WestHem operatives, their secondary directive was to do everything possible to avoid impacting the timeline themselves in the process. There was no way of telling just how much their interaction could change things and what the consequences of those changes might be in the long run. It was acknowledged that the simple act of splashing down in the ocean could potentially cause a catastrophic shift in the time stream. This was the reason why time travel had been outlawed in the first place. But, since the danger of inaction was clearly greater than the unknown danger of action, and since they were forced to exist in this time period and interact with the natives, they would do everything in their power to minimize the risk of changing things whenever they could. As such, they would not get on a bus that was full or nearly full for fear of displacing a passenger who should have been on that particular bus at that particular time. They would not check into a hotel that was nearly full for the same reason. It may be that nothing would transpire if they did displace a random bus passenger or a random hotel patron, but it was remotely possible such a simple act might destroy all of mankind. As it was, there was no need to worry about the bus situation on this particular evening. An orange and white city bus pulled up ten minutes later with only about fifteen people aboard. Utilizing dollar bills forged by Martian printers that were indistinguishable from the real thing, they paid their fare and sat down near the middle of the bus leaving substantial space between themselves and their fellow passengers. The Martians were all nervous about riding in such a large, unsafe contraption, but they hid it well as the vehicle pulled away from the curb with a creak and a hiss of brakes and began to bump and bounce its way from one stop to the next. Their plan was to disembark in the Nob Hill section of the city where Sampson and his computer team had already reserved them a room at the Paradise Valley Hotel. They arrived without incident and climbed off the bus, making the two block walk to the hotel entrance. The Paradise Valley was a sixteen story luxury accommodation that overlooked the Financial District and offered views of the Bay Bridge and the downtown skyscrapers. Ken and McGraw, who would pose as a married couple, entered the lobby to check in while the rest of the team wandered through the lobby, pretending to browse the shops. It was here that Ken began to feel a bit nervous. What if their fake ID didn't stand up? What if their fake credit cards were rejected? What if the desk clerk talked to McGraw and became suspicious of her accent? He commanded himself to remain calm and went to the desk, McGraw on his arm. Two bored-looking clerks were on duty, both attractive females. He chose the blonde one on the theory that she would be the ditzier of the two and less likely to notice anything amiss. "I have a reservation for Mr. and Mrs. Frawler," he told her, speaking in a deliberate Earthling accent and utilizing the fake name he'd been assigned. The clerk gave him a flash of her professional smile and then put her manicured nails to her computer keyboard. She found his reservation immediately and checked him in. She then asked for his credit card and identification. He pulled a forged Visa and a forged California Driver's license from his wallet and handed them to her. He watched carefully as she swiped the Visa through her machine and waited for authorization. If there was going to be a problem, this is where it would be. But there wasn't one. The card went through just as Sampson had promised it would. He signed the form and the deal was done. "Here you are, Mr. Frawler," the clerk told him, handing over two electronic passkeys. It was almost too easy. Ten minutes later, the entire group was on the fourteenth floor, sequestered safely behind the locked door of their suite. While Spankworth checked in with Calistoga to report their safe arrival, and while McGraw and Wing entertained Bingbutt by stripping off their clothes and engaging in a lesbian love-fest on the double bed, Ken sat down by the window, staring out at the Bay Bridge and the traffic moving across it. He was home. Less than 60 miles from Annie. Almost close enough to touch.